{"id":17598,"date":"1999-05-07T17:18:31","date_gmt":"1999-05-07T21:18:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/garycjones.ca\/?p=17598"},"modified":"2020-11-30T17:18:53","modified_gmt":"2020-11-30T22:18:53","slug":"my-life-guy-rules","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/garycjones.ca\/?p=17598","title":{"rendered":"My Life – Guy Rules"},"content":{"rendered":"

From:                 <\/strong>Gary Jones<\/p>\n

To:                      <\/strong>NCI_KELOWNA<\/p>\n

Date:                   <\/strong>Fri, May 7, 1999  9:54 AM<\/p>\n

Subject:              <\/strong>Guy Rules<\/p>\n

From: smile.now@home.com<\/u><\/p>\n

RULES THAT GUYS WISHED WOMEN KNEW \u2011<\/p>\n

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  1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.<\/li>\n
  2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it’s up, put it down.<\/li>\n
  3. Don’t cut your hair. Ever.<\/li>\n
  4. Sometimes, we’re not thinking about you. Live with it.<\/li>\n
  5. Get rid of your cat.<\/li>\n
  6. Sunday = Sports.<\/li>\n
  7. Anything you wear is fine. Really.<\/li>\n
  8. Women wearing Wonder bras and low\u2011cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.<\/li>\n
  9. You have too many shoes.<\/li>\n
  10. Crying is blackmail.<\/li>\n
  11. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don’t work.<\/li>\n
  12. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.<\/li>\n
  13. Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We’re bound to miss sometimes.<\/li>\n
  14. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.<\/li>\n
  15. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.<\/li>\n
  16. Don’t fake it. We’d rather be ineffective than deceived.<\/li>\n
  17. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.<\/li>\n
  18. If you don’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t expect us to act like soap opera guys.<\/li>\n
  19. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.<\/li>\n
  20. Let us ogle. If we don’t look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?<\/li>\n
  21. Don’t rub the lamp if you don’t want the genie to come out.<\/li>\n
  22. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done \u2011 not both.<\/li>\n
  23. Christopher Columbus didn’t need directions, and neither do we.<\/li>\n
  24. You have enough clothes.<\/li>\n
  25. Nothing says “I love you” like sex.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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    From:                 Gary Jones To:                      NCI_KELOWNA Date:                   Fri, May 7, 1999  9:54 AM Subject:              Guy Rules From: smile.now@home.com […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":17599,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17598","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-musings"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/garycjones.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/My-Musings_Guy_Rules.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/garycjones.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17598","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/garycjones.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/garycjones.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/garycjones.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/garycjones.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17598"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/garycjones.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17598\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17600,"href":"https:\/\/garycjones.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17598\/revisions\/17600"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/garycjones.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/17599"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/garycjones.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17598"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/garycjones.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17598"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/garycjones.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17598"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}